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I just love the encouraging tone of it. Why yes, I would like to leave unnecessary experiences behind! Thanks for suggesting it! Seriously, how can I be mad that something this cheerful snuck past my job’s semi-ineffective junk mail filters?
*That’s unsolicited e-mail, not canned meat.
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